Forget festive jumpers – you can now turn yourself into a giant sock this Christmas
(Picture: CEN) Just in case festive jumpers aren’t warm enough for you this winter, you can now turn..
Just in case festive jumpers aren’t warm enough for you this winter, you can now turn yourself into a giant sock, thanks to Bulgarian woollen-wear designer Dukyana.
Dukyana has designed a giant scarf which looks like one massive sock.
The grey, knitted all-in-one will cover you head-to-toe, keeping you seriously warm in the winter and hey – at least you won’t have to splash out on a hat and some gloves.
Not that it even matters, considering the woolly garment is super pricey.
The supersized sock costs £208. Yes, over 200 quid to look like a sock. Outrageous, we know.
Currently, the sock/scarf/jumper-hybrid is retailing on sites like Etsy and eBay, but shoppers aren’t too impressed with the armless design – as they say it’s shapeless, creates wrinkles and not at all practical for long walks.
Honestly, we think it’s more suitable for sledge-free sledging in the snow, if you ask us.
We have a few questions about the jumper ourselves. Mainly: Why is this a thing? Who’s going to spend an absurd amount of money to look like a sock?
And finally, somewhat most importantly: How do you pee in it?
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To be frank, this jumper seems like far too much hassle to even try on – let alone actually wear out.
We think we’ll stick to Rudolph jumpers and cosy normal-sized scarves, thanks.
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