President Donald Trumps megaphone was turned up high early on Saturday, as the Commander-in-Tweet crowed about what he viewed as a triumph of omission in special prosecutor Robert Muellers new report from his ongoing investigation.

Citing Geraldo Rivera, who claimed the report illustrated the “collusion illusion,” a jubilant Trump danced a victory dance online, perhaps imitating the recent Saturday Night Live/Mueller parody of Mariah Careys All I Want For Christmas Is You.

He also found time to jab Europe for its lack of financial support on NATO, and seemed particularly pleased that crowds of French rioters were shouting his name as they protest high fuel taxes.

In between, the President also found time to reveal his nomination to a new chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

The tweetstorm so far:

….left and right, he then woke up from his dream screaming that HE LIED. Next time I go to Vietnam I will ask “the Dick” to travel with me!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 8, 2018

Watched Da Nang Dick Blumenthal on television spewing facts almost as accurate as his bravery in Vietnam (which he never saw). As the bullets whizzed by Da Nang Dicks head, as he was saving soldiers….

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 8, 2018

Very sad day & night in Paris. Maybe its time to end the ridiculous and extremely expensive Paris Agreement and return money back to the people in the form of lower taxes? The U.S. was way ahead of the curve on that and the only major country where emissions went down last year!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 8, 2018

“This is collusion illusion, there is no smoking gun here. At this late date, after all that we have gone through, after millions have been spent, we have no Russian Collusion. There is nothing impeachable here.” @GeraldoRivera Time for the Witch Hunt to END!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 8, 2018

….I am thankful to both of these incredible men for their service to our Country! Date of transition to be determined.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 8, 2018

I am pleased to announce my nomination of four-star General Mark Milley, Chief of Staff of the United States Army – as the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, replacing General Joe Dunford, who will be retiring….

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 8, 2018

AFTER TWO YEARS AND MILLIONS OF PAGES OF DOCUMENTS (and a cost of over $30,000,000), NO COLLUSION!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 8, 2018

The idea of a European Military didnt work out too well in W.W. I or 2. But the U.S. was there for you, and always will be. All we ask is that you pay your fair share of NATO. Germany is paying 1% while the U.S. pays 4.3% of a much larger GDP – to protect Europe. Fairness!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 8, 2018

The Paris Agreement isnt working out so well for Paris. Protests and riots all over France. People do not want to pay large sums of money, much to third world countries (that are questionably run), in order to maybe protect the environment. Chanting “We Want Trump!” Love France.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 8, 2018

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