The 18 funniest reactions to Boris Johnson doing a runner from the Heathrow runway vote

After promising to lie down in front of bulldozers to stop the creation of a third runway at Heathrow Airport, Boris Johnson failed to turn up for the parliamentary vote on the issue.

This is him making that bold statement.

“I will lie down with you in front of those bulldozer”

Where are you @BorisJohnson ? #WheresBoris #HeathrowExpansion pic.twitter.com/qtdRxZJTfO

— Nadeem Ahmed (@Muqadaam) June 25, 2018

And these 18 tweets show what Twitter thought of his vanishing act.

1.

Boris Johnson:
"Ill lie down in front of the bulldozers to stop Heathrow expansion”
*flies out of the country*
“I didnt say where the bulldozers would be"

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) June 25, 2018

2.

Has anyone, like, checked in front of the bulldozers? #wheresboris https://t.co/pAGTAzpBWQ

— Horritt Consulting (@environmentrisk) June 25, 2018

3.

Where's Boris? I've found him … he's lying in front of a bulldozer. It makes a change from lying in front of a bus!#WheresBoris pic.twitter.com/4QgoLb6xLd

— John Spiers (@squeezyjohn) June 25, 2018

4.

Just on my way to the stadium to see the Uruguay v Russia match. Mr Putin has promised me some pre-match traditional drinks called Novichocktails.#WheresBoris

— Boris Johnson not (@BorisJohnson_MP) June 25, 2018

5.

Boris Johnson found. #bbcdp pic.twitter.com/A6Tgq5HPUL

— Summit (@SherpaGinseng) June 25, 2018

6.

Is he frantically searching https://t.co/BmowMaqEV4? #WheresBoris https://t.co/FvGJ4Dba5J

— Anna Soubry MP (@Anna_Soubry) June 25, 2018

7.

Boris Johnson would love to vote against the Heathrow expansion as he promised his constituents, but sadly he has a prior engagement. #WheresBoris pic.twitter.com/5mNLf05Q2l

— David Absalom (@britishpictures) June 25, 2018

8.

#WheresBoris
Breaking news!
I've found Boris! He's in hospital, he had an emergency arsehole transplant last night!
Bad news this morning, the arsehole has rejected him!#ToriesOut #VoteLabour #IStandWithJeremyCorbyn pic.twitter.com/XQOQHo4AF7

— The Laffterman (@laffterman) June 25, 2018

9.

#WheresBoris ? He's with all his friends. pic.twitter.com/4VbgGmTTrw

— Sketchaganda (@sketchaganda) June 25, 2018

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