Stephen Colbert Explains How “Horses Ass” Came To Call Stormy Daniels “Horseface”
With the midterm elections just three weeks away, Stephen Colbert said hes already stocked up on bou..
With the midterm elections just three weeks away, Stephen Colbert said hes already stocked up on bourbon for Late Shows live Election Night broadcast. And to make sure Late Show reports election results accurately, “were getting our news directly from our IT guy in Moscow,” he explained.
But President Trump already has scored a victory this week when a judge three out Stormy Daniels defamation lawsuit against him. She sued when he called her a liar in a tweet. The judge who threw out the suit ordered Stormy to pay Trumps legal fees.
Thats tough, Colbert admitted, but he has a helpful idea how Stormy might raise some money:
“Launch a GoFundMe campaign called For $10 Million I Will Stop Describing Trumps Penis.”
Colbert called “a little upsetting” the judges reasoning, calling Trumps speech protected by the First Amendment, because it was the kind of rhetorical hyperbole” normally associated with politics and public discourse in the United States.
Except its only normal because Trump made it that way, Colbert pointed out, adding that, these days, Trump has made it normal to be buddies with Kim Jong Un “yet fear the devious and cruel Canadians.”
Trump took immediate advantage of the new “normal,” tweeting, “Federal Judge throws out Stormy Danials (sic) lawsuit versus Trump. Trump is entitled full legal fees.” @FoxNews Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer in the Great State of Texas.”
“You heard it straight from the horses ass,” Colbert noted.
