Alec Baldwin Gets Burned By Robert De Niro At Comedy Central Roast

The temperature was unusually high in the Saban Theatre Saturday night, and the jokes were sizzling too. On center stage, Comedy Centrals latest roast-ee, Alec Baldwin, for tonights taping of the Roast of Alec Baldwin.

After all, what would you expect when one of the appetizers served before the show was a punchline: it was that classic SNL treat — chocolate Schweddy Balls.

Since all of the evenings roasters were also fair game for hard-jabbing punch lines, a round of applause for bravery should go to host Sean Hayes and roasters Ken Jeong, Chris Redd, Jeff Ross (also a co-executive producer of the roast), Blake Griffin, Nikki Glaser, Robert De Niro, Caitlyn Jenner, Adam Carolla and Caroline Rhea.

Glaser, who took plenty of hits for her two-left-feet turn as a contestant on Dancing With the Stars,” offered mock delight at getting the chance to meet “Justin Biebers wifes oldest, fattest uncle.”

Special kudos to De Niro, because, as Hayes pointed out at the top of the show, the Hollywood legend was “the real reason were all here tonight.”

De Niro, a two-time Oscar winner, took almost as much ribbing as Baldwin for his advanced age and his recent penchant for starring in big screen comedies never destined for awards greatness. Ross referred to De Niro as the “Aging Bull.”

And while the audience learned early that Baldwins 23-year-old daughter Ireland Baldwin was in the audience, it came as a surprise when the young woman the actor famously called a “thoughtless little pig” on a voicemail 12 years ago actually took the stage to have a chat with her dear old Dad.

Ireland Baldwin, who was featured in plenty of jokes before she took the stage, appeared cool and poised as she zinged her famous father for his role in Mission Impossible: “Mission Impossible is what I call getting my dad to apologize,” she said sweetly.

Nothing was off limits tonight, including Baldwins wicked temper, his 35-year-old yoga instructor wife Hilaria, his past substance abuse, paparazzi punching and the extreme likelihood he will never be named father of the year.

Naturally, transgender Jenner took plenty of heat, but was quick to respond when her turn came, telling De Niro that she wasnt the only one going through a transition, pointing out that Robert De Niro used to be Robert F—king De Niro. On a more serious not, she encouraged other transgender people to find the strength to be who they are and “if you have a problem with that, you can suck my d–k. If you can find it.”

When he got his chance at the podium, De Niro cheerfully opened his remarks with “What the f— am I doing here?” observing that the rest of the roasters are people you cant even find on Wikipedia. He took a friendly shot at Jenner, wishing her vagina a happy second birthday but getting a little political by saying Comedy Central wanted to waRead More – Source