Have I got a news quiz for you
To celebrate Have I Got News for You's 25th birthday, test your knowledge of the long-running s..
To celebrate Have I Got News for You's 25th birthday, test your knowledge of the long-running satirical contest
Which team captain has scored the most series wins?
Ian Hislop
Paul Merton
It's all square
When original host Angus Deayton was involved in a 2002 tabloid kiss ’n’ tell, Merton went on air wearing a T-shirt printed with the News of the World’s front page. What was the headline?
TV host’s sordid drug sex shame
TV Deayton’s drugs romp with vice girl
Have I got boobs for you
In 1993, Roy Hattersley pulled out of the show and was replaced by a tub of lard. But how was the fatty stand-in billed?
Mr Tubworth Lardersley
Lord Tub of Lardshire
The Right Honourable Tub of Lard MP
Has anyone appeared in all 429 episodes?
Ian Hislop
Paul Merton
No
Which of these has not been the guest publication in the missing words round?
Anus Answers
Teddy Bear Times
Diarrhoea Digest
Who holds the record for most guest appearances on the show with 26?
Martin Clunes
Alexander Armstrong
Clive Anderson
In December 1995, which animal was an extra guest on the show?
Colin the Parrot
Ian the Donkey
Kevin the Hamster
Which guest host was Bafta-nominated for their performance in 2003?
Brian Blessed
Jo Brand
Boris Johnson
During another 2003 episode, Bruce Forsyth hosted a spoof game show called what?
The Allegation Game
Strictly Dumb Answering
Play Your Iraqi Cards Right
In 2001, which singer pulled out and was replaced by a taxi-driving lookalike who stayed silent throughout the show – while the singer was referred to as a “bastard”?
Elton John
Bono
Paul McCartney
0 and above.
Have we got boos for you. Your knowledge is so poor, you even failed CSE in metalwork.
4 and above.
Have we got that’ll-dos for you. A solid performance but it might not get you invited back.
8 and above.
Have we got wahoos for you. You’ve romped to a glorious victory and are a huge ratings hit.
