Jimmy Kimmel Urges Texans To Vote Against Ted Cruz “For Comedy Sake”
There most interesting race for the upcoming midterm elections is that of Sen. Ted Cruz, Jimmy Kimme..
There most interesting race for the upcoming midterm elections is that of Sen. Ted Cruz, Jimmy Kimmel said, noting its so tight “Cruz had to asked his former arch-enemy Donald Trump for a boost.”
“And the President did lent a tiny hand at a rally for Cruz in Houston tonight, which had to be the saddest call Ted Cruz ever had to make,” Kimmel sympathized.
“Imagine if your neighbor insulted your wifes face, and then you had to ask him to loan you a weedwacker. Thats like Ted Cruzs life right now,” he continued, adding, “Its like the Devil making a deal with the Devil.”
Ted Cruz—Ted Cruz has a narrow lead right now over his opponent – Beto ORourke
Kimmel urged viewers in Texas, Democrat and Republican alike, to “imagine how hilarious it will be if Ted Cruz is forced to kiss his bullys ass in front of the world and then loses anyway.”
“I mean – come on! If nothing else, do it for comedy sake.”
